“What does it take to be a man today?”
Get your hair cut in Tony & Guy by Tony. Use a product to reduce the dark circle under your eye. Put on your designer suit, spray your cologne, take a long good look at yourself in the mirror, and make sure you look distinguishable. Drive your coupe to a membership clubhouse, buy a martini for a random girl, drive home with your passenger seat occupied.
Or,
Haven’t shaved in ages and you could care less. Put on the least stinky tee you could find in the pile, wrap it with a jacket so it would be less stinky. Don’t forget your ripped jeans. Drive your jeep to the usual pub to hang out with your bros, beers and billiard. Put up a fight with a random guy who tried hitting on the girl you called dibs on.

Please, don’t choose the second nor the first. You just did, didn’t you? You’re an emasculating truth and you should watch this movie. There’s a part in the trailer below in which the guy said, “We’re looking to kill a deer in the name of manliness.” Seriously? Ironic.